Teshia Treuhaft is currently chained to her desk documenting the process of surviving senior year at A&D and her obsession with wood veneer.
So many of these you may have seen floating around the School of Art and Design and greater North Campus area. I can't help but give some major credit to Mike Wang, James Reich and Arlene Zhao for making some pretty funny posters to promote the UM Student Chapter of AIGA (American Institute of Graphic Arts). There really is never an excuse for poorly designed poster when you have this many graphic design students running around.
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Hello, Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak, we spoke on the phone, this is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski. Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element. And let's also not forget—let's not forget, Dude—that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for domestic, you know, within the city —that isn't legal either.
I, uh… money, yeah, I gotta respectfully, 69 you know, tender my resignation on that matter, 'cause it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold —wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.
Darkness warshed over the Dude— darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. LOGJAMMIN'. Shomer shabbos. I like your style, Dude. He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion. Leads, yeah. I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.
Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski! Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. Ja, it seems you forgot our little deal, Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. That had not occurred to us, Dude. Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
Hey! This is a private residence, man! Wonderful woman. Very free-spirited. We're all very fond of her. I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian. I'm looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. Say friend, ya got any more a that good sarsaparilla? But that is up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry? He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. Strong men also cry… Strong men also cry.